Thousands of dollars worth of student-funded sporting equipment stolen from UNF campus.

Alright, so you probably caught a glimpse of our cover story, which during production, we gave it the slug (or working name, for you non-journalist folk) “UPD WTF?” A question most of us have probably muttered. Sometimes one might mutter this while trotting as quickly as their little, wiggly legs can carry them from the first acronym. In celebration of this terrifying endeavor some of you might encounter during your days of scholastic sophistication as the UN of F, I’ve compiled a list of Top Five Songs to Run from …

Imagine university police hovering over a bicyclist’s body lying limp on blood-spattered asphalt.

A disturbing scene, this could have been the case if UPD were not more strongly enforcing the speed limit around campus.

With an increase of speeders around campus in the last six months, UPD took action and assigned additional officers to handle traffic flow and enforce speeding laws, Traffic Officer Gus Carlson said.

The empty police cars parked around campus will soon be filled as UPD works to crack down on speeding.

UPD has seen an increase in the number of students speeding around campus in the last six months, but additional officers should help fix that, UPD Traffic Officer Gus Carlson said.

UPD has been working harder to enforce a zero drug tolerance policy after a large-scale drug bust that resulted in the arrest of six UNF students and one employee in April 2008.

The way UPD handles individual cases varies by the severity of the offense, but one of the changes brought about by the investigation lies within the tolerance of drug possession on campus and code enforcement.